Dr. Dixon - old president
funny guy... every year he'd give this "sermon" in a very gospel-like convicting voice, telling the students not to pick the dandelions.
and one year b4 Christmas break, he asked students to make sure their break was a "white christmas" (not to lose their virginity) and somehow managed to say that he hoped that us students would NEVER lose our virginity! Lots of fun audio and video clips came out of that oops.